Picking football games can be tough, and that’s why you turn to the Degenerate Report, who went 6-0 last week. We have NFL games for you. We have a couple of College Games for you too. Because let’s face it, we all have a little degenerate in us. Every once in a while we let it out, and that’s alright.

Here are your picks for the weekend.

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Washington Vs. Tampa Bay -3: This is a shit show of a game, through and through. The NFC East is absolute garbage this year, and Tampa can’t stop a nosebleed. This game is terrible no matter how you look at it and that’s coming from a Bucs fan who will be at the game. But these kinds of games provided you with great value if you can shovel through the shit.

I will be the first to tell you that the Bucs are a dumpster fire but this game is looking good for them. Tampa is a pass-first offense, and Washington struggles against the pass. The Buc’s offense behind Fitzmagic always has the potential for a HUGE day.  Ryan Fitzpatrick is historically good against the Redskins and is primed for another great game. The Redskins come into this with a beat up O-Line and not enough firepower to stay with the Bucs. I predict to be a high scoring game.

Pick: Tampa -3 

New Orleans Saints Vs. Bengals +5.5:  I Live in Cincinnati and watch this team every weekend. Hell, I watch pretty all the football but especially Cincy. This is the classic is the NFC as good as the AFC game. When you look at the NFC, you think yeah duh they are better, but when it comes down to it, the AFC often plays a more reliable brand of football. It’s like Big Ten vs. SEC. Yeah, the Big Ten looks nice on paper most the time but if the conferences were to match up evenly and play the SEC would kill it. I think Cincy is a good team, but the Saints are just playing on an elite level. This game goes the Saints way in a big way.

Pick: Saints +5.5

Chargers at Raiders +9.5:  The Raiders are laughably bad this year. They have already broken Carr’s spirit and are absolutely the worst team in football. The Chargers, on the other hand, are flying way under the radar. This is a team that was on the edge of a playoff birth last year and looking pretty good this year. There really isn’t much to this. The Chargers are just the flat out better team.

Pick: Chargers -9.5

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New England vs. Titians +7: Vegas is an absolute joke when it comes to setting the lines on the Patriots. Lucky for you, you have me. The Pats are unquestionably the team to pick. Bill is about to show Vrabel who is boss. If you think Bill isn’t out to embarrass Vrabel you’re insane. That’s not to say Bill doesn’t like Vrabel but Bill will always want to be top dog and he is. The Pats are playing great football going into the week and expect it to continue.

Pick: Pat’s -7

 

Bonus Picks College: 

VA Tech Vs Pitt-3.5: Pitt -3.5 

Michigan Vs. Rutgers +38.5: Michigan -38.5 

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